February 2012
“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”
– James Franco (via snowiswhite)
Everyone should just call everyone when they are drunk because then they’d hear really nice honest things that make them feel all good inside
Things that customers do that annoy me:
-Make jokes about cows and chickens being in the back room
-Make jokes about my name. For example walking up and saying “Hi Dallas I am Texas”
-Make comments like “Well someone isn’t in a humorous mood tonight” when I don’t laugh at their pathetic jokes since I have heard them for oh, I don’t know, the last 18 years of my life
-Order things and then...
NeedgrilledcheeseNOW
“If only i had checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via blowhan)
Everyone here is stupid and annoying and I hate them all and I wish I could take all of my closest friends from high school and make my own college.
perrycles:
Heartbeat- Childish Gambino
I wish people would get my sarcasm upon delivery so they could be insulted immediately.
pratfall:
dont like people or you will get feelings and die
Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me
Is it okay to put “blogging” on a resume. Because I did.
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
“What’s up” is probably my favorite thing to greet people with but my least favorite thing to be greeted with. Like, are they simply addressing me or are they actually curious as to what I am up to. I don’t know man.
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
